morning! I know how bad, I just woke up!
But in my defense... I went to bed late.
Is that really a good defense?
How's this ..... ? I got up to go to bed, and went to the bathroom.
Found out my butt is bleeding.
TMI, I'm sure lol
must've been a scab that came loose. I swear I wasn't picking it.
but the PROBLEM is that I'm on Blood Thinners so it takes FOREVER for anything to stop bleeding and it was bleeding ALOT! from this tiny little scab hole.
So I attempted to put a bandaid on it.
Have you EVER bandaid YOUR BUTT?!
It's really hard to get it on an accurate spot! Especially when your BUTT is as big as mine and you can't quite reach around it!
well I tried using regular bandaids, but it didn't work and the blood just kept coming!
Finally I came across a bandaid from B's work. They are Wider than most bandaids (they also have a metal wire in it so if I should happen to go through a metal detector, my butt will buzzz) but finally that worked so I could go to bed, and then of course it took forever to fall asleep because I as all worked up!
So, now you probably know more than you ever wanted to know about me.... are we still friends? lol
And need I even tell you all that I'm ALLERGIC to bandaids?!