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I am a bereaved mother and wife. I began this blog to help me look for the "good things" in life after my daughter, "Babybear", died in July 2005. Three years later, her daddy, my husband, "Bear", died in November 2008. (You'll find a link to their stories on my blog) And now, as difficult as it is, I continue to look for the good things in my life as I learn my new normal with my pup, "Furrybear", at my side. And the angels on my shoulder...

Friday, March 13, 2009

Another Friday Funny With A Little TMI

I sent my friend Alli an email this morning. She told me it should be my Friday Funny. So, since my Friday Funny was already posted, I debated waiting til next week to post this. But I decided it couldn't wait, and so here's another Friday Funny for you! Have a laugh at my expense!

morning! I know how bad, I just woke up!

But in my defense... I went to bed late.

Is that really a good defense?

How's this ..... ? I got up to go to bed, and went to the bathroom.

Found out my butt is bleeding.



TMI, I'm sure lol

must've been a scab that came loose. I swear I wasn't picking it.

but the PROBLEM is that I'm on Blood Thinners so it takes FOREVER for anything to stop bleeding and it was bleeding ALOT! from this tiny little scab hole.

So I attempted to put a bandaid on it.

Have you EVER bandaid YOUR BUTT?!

It's really hard to get it on an accurate spot! Especially when your BUTT is as big as mine and you can't quite reach around it!


well I tried using regular bandaids, but it didn't work and the blood just kept coming!

Finally I came across a bandaid from B's work. They are Wider than most bandaids (they also have a metal wire in it so if I should happen to go through a metal detector, my butt will buzzz) but finally that worked so I could go to bed, and then of course it took forever to fall asleep because I as all worked up!

So, now you probably know more than you ever wanted to know about me.... are we still friends? lol

And need I even tell you all that I'm ALLERGIC to bandaids?!


Anonymous said...

Definitely some TMI there Ter!
But then post was about ovary massages and big who am I to point fingers?

*Just Jen* said...

HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh Ter!

Rachel said...

Oh my goodness, hugs hugs HUGS!!! I love you, your blog is amazing and you are an incredible lady. I'm surprised by your strength considering what you've been through!!! You are a true WOWman!!! :)

momtimes4 said...

HEY! Now your butt really is magnetic! well, metallic anyway. Thanks for the laugh!

Why Do We Even Have That Lever? said...

*snigger* It's still funny the second time! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Emalee said...


Kristina P. said...

That is the funniest email ever!

Vickie said...

I never heard of a metal wire on a bandaid before:)

Hey, I am allergic to adhesive bandaids too! Don't keep that on your behind for to long. Next you will be putting cortaid on it:) You will scratch the scab off. Ugly cycle, he he.

Joc(e) said...

The answer is yes, I have had to put a bandaid on my butt. :-P At least now you won't be shocked if you see a spot of blood on your undies. Oh, and yeah, good thing you don't have my job where you'd have to go through the metal detector at the courthouse...

Thanks for sharing...that is a funny story :-D Sorry you're allergic to bandaids though!!

Anonymous said...

You're allergic to bandaids? All bandaids?

Anonymous said...

Allergic to Bandaids? I've never heard of that. But that's for the butt bleed laugh.

pam said...

OMG!! That is so funny. You must of been thinking...these things only happen to me!! Glad you got the bleeding under control.

Caitlin said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I laughed SOOO hard when I read this! TMI in a good way!

Controlling My Chaos said...

Ha! That WAS funny, but only TMI for those with delicate constitutions. I could picture the band aid placement scenario. Kind of like pin the tail on the donkey, I'll bet.

Dana Lucas said...

LOLOL I think I now know your embarrassing problem...but, of course, I could be wrong and this bleeding butt issue was just a "normal" day in the life that is Ter's.