morning! I know how bad, I just woke up!
But in my defense... I went to bed late.
Is that really a good defense?
How's this ..... ? I got up to go to bed, and went to the bathroom.
Found out my butt is bleeding.
YUP!
MY BUTT!!!
TMI, I'm sure lol
must've been a scab that came loose. I swear I wasn't picking it.
but the PROBLEM is that I'm on Blood Thinners so it takes FOREVER for anything to stop bleeding and it was bleeding ALOT! from this tiny little scab hole.
So I attempted to put a bandaid on it.
Have you EVER bandaid YOUR BUTT?!
It's really hard to get it on an accurate spot! Especially when your BUTT is as big as mine and you can't quite reach around it!
lol
well I tried using regular bandaids, but it didn't work and the blood just kept coming!
Finally I came across a bandaid from B's work. They are Wider than most bandaids (they also have a metal wire in it so if I should happen to go through a metal detector, my butt will buzzz) but finally that worked so I could go to bed, and then of course it took forever to fall asleep because I as all worked up!
So, now you probably know more than you ever wanted to know about me.... are we still friends? lol
And need I even tell you all that I'm ALLERGIC to bandaids?!
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Definitely some TMI there Ter!
But then again...my post was about ovary massages and big poops...so who am I to point fingers?
HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh Ter!
Oh my goodness, hugs hugs HUGS!!! I love you, your blog is amazing and you are an incredible lady. I'm surprised by your strength considering what you've been through!!! You are a true WOWman!!! :)
HEY! Now your butt really is magnetic! well, metallic anyway. Thanks for the laugh!
*snigger* It's still funny the second time! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!
hahhaaa
That is the funniest email ever!
I never heard of a metal wire on a bandaid before:)
Hey, I am allergic to adhesive bandaids too! Don't keep that on your behind for to long. Next you will be putting cortaid on it:) You will scratch the scab off. Ugly cycle, he he.
The answer is yes, I have had to put a bandaid on my butt. :-P At least now you won't be shocked if you see a spot of blood on your undies. Oh, and yeah, good thing you don't have my job where you'd have to go through the metal detector at the courthouse...
Thanks for sharing...that is a funny story :-D Sorry you're allergic to bandaids though!!
You're allergic to bandaids? All bandaids?
Allergic to Bandaids? I've never heard of that. But that's for the butt bleed laugh.
OMG!! That is so funny. You must of been thinking...these things only happen to me!! Glad you got the bleeding under control.
HAHAHAHAHA! I laughed SOOO hard when I read this! TMI in a good way!
Ha! That WAS funny, but only TMI for those with delicate constitutions. I could picture the band aid placement scenario. Kind of like pin the tail on the donkey, I'll bet.
LOLOL I think I now know your embarrassing problem...but, of course, I could be wrong and this bleeding butt issue was just a "normal" day in the life that is Ter's.
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